🎄 Sweary Christmas Planner – The Sassy Sidekick Your Festive Season Needs 🎄
Tired of festive chaos? Sick of juggling turkey timers, last-minute gift dashes, and remembering who is gluten-free this year?
Enter: The Sweary Christmas Planner – the gloriously cheeky, hilariously honest way to keep your holiday sh*t together.
This isn’t your average “polite” planner. Nope. This beauty is bursting with all the lists you could possibly need – from meal planning and gift tracking to card sending, budget wrangling, and even keeping tabs on who’s bringing the mulled wine. It’s basically your December survival kit… with a side of sass.
Inside you’ll find:
✨ Festive meal planners (so you don’t forget the pigs in blankets again)
✨ Gift lists to track what’s been bought, wrapped, and secretly returned
✨ Card lists so you don’t accidentally send one to that cousin you fell out with in 2012
✨ Budget sheets (to keep the spending guilt minimal… ish)
✨ And a LOT more – all with a delightfully sweary twist
Perfect for:
🎁 Anyone who loves Christmas but hates the stress
🎁 People who cope with chaos using humour and a few choice words
🎁 The friend who says “I’m SO organised this year” every December… and lies
Warning: Contains swears. Not for the faint-hearted. But absolutely for the fun-hearted.
Grab yours now and sleigh this Christmas without losing your festive sparkle (or your sanity). 🎅✨
