Tired of festive chaos, panic wrapping at midnight and forgetting the bloody pigs in blankets again? 🎄💀
This handmade Sweary Christmas Planner is the ultimate festive survival tool for overwhelmed adults trying to survive December with their sanity mostly intact.
Packed with practical planning pages, hilarious sweary humour and realistic Christmas organisation, this planner helps keep track of gifts, food, budgets, cards, events and all the other festive madness that somehow appears every single year.
Because let’s be honest… Christmas is magical, but it’s also absolute chaos ✨🖤
Printed, handmade and bound by me with care.
📚 What’s Included:
✨ Festive meal planners
✨ Christmas food prep pages
✨ Gift buying trackers
✨ Present wrapping checklists
✨ Christmas card lists
✨ Budget planning sheets
✨ Event and party organisation
✨ Shopping and to-do lists
✨ Festive planning pages with hilarious sweary humour throughout
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
✨ Helps reduce festive stress and overwhelm
✨ Funny, relatable adult humour throughout
✨ Keeps Christmas organised in one place
✨ Great for ADHD and chaotic brains
✨ Practical planning with personality
✨ Handmade, printed and bound in the UK
🎯 Perfect For:
- Busy mums and parents
- Christmas lovers who hate the stress
- Neurodivergent adults
- Funny stationery lovers
- Secret Santa and novelty gifts
- Organised chaos queens
- Anyone surviving December through caffeine and sarcasm
🖨️ Handmade & Bound By Me
Each planner is carefully designed, printed and hand-bound by me in small batches, making every planner feel personal, festive and unique 🎄
🎁 A Brilliant Christmas Gift Idea
Perfect for friends, coworkers, mums, sisters, besties and anyone who needs a little humour while navigating festive chaos.
⚠️ Please Note
This planner contains strong language and adult humour throughout.
Colours and designs may vary slightly due to screen settings and printing variations.
