A funny, realistic and motivational weight loss planner for people who are trying their best… while also craving snacks ✨🖤
This handmade A5 sweary wellness planner is designed to help track goals, habits, meals, routines and progress without toxic pressure or unrealistic perfection.
Packed with practical planning pages, habit trackers and sarcastic humour, it’s perfect for busy adults wanting a supportive, relatable way to stay organised and motivated throughout their health and wellbeing journey.
Because wellness doesn’t have to look perfect to still count 💀✨
Printed, handmade and bound by me with care.
📚 What’s Included:
This A5 weight loss planner includes:
- Weight loss planning pages
- Monthly goals sections
- Weight tracking pages
- Meal prep planners
- Self care prompts
- Habit trackers
- Calorie counting sections
- Wellness and motivation pages
- Funny sweary quotes and humour throughout
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
✨ Encourages realistic goal setting
✨ Supports healthy habit building
✨ Funny and relatable adult humour
✨ Helps organise meals and routines
✨ Great for motivation and accountability
✨ Handmade, printed and bound in the UK
🎯 Perfect For:
- Weight loss journeys
- Wellness and self care routines
- ADHD and routine support
- Habit tracking and organisation
- Busy adults managing health goals
- Funny stationery lovers
- Anyone tired of boring fitness planners
🖨️ Handmade & Bound By Me
Each planner is carefully designed, printed and hand-bound by me in small batches, making every planner feel personal, supportive and unique 🖤
🎁 A Brilliant Gift Idea
Perfect for friends, gym buddies, wellness lovers, sarcastic souls and anyone wanting motivation with a side of dark humour.
⚠️ Please Note
This planner contains strong language and adult humour throughout.
This product is intended as an organisational and motivational tool and does not replace professional medical or nutritional advice.
