{"product_id":"f-ck-it-2027-sweary-a5-calendar-funny-adult-planner-organiser-sarcastic-affirmation-calendar-copy","title":"F*ck It 2027 Sweary A5 Calendar | Funny Adult Planner \u0026 Organiser | Sarcastic Affirmation Calendar (Copy)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eGet ready for the absolute chaos that is 2027 with this funny handmade A5 sweary calendar ✨🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"502\"\u003ePacked with sarcastic affirmations, relatable humour and practical planning space, this spiral bound calendar is perfect for overwhelmed adults trying to stay organised while mentally hanging on by a thread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eWhether you’re juggling work, kids, appointments, life admin or just surviving day by day, this compact calendar keeps everything together — even if you aren’t 💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"713\"\u003ePrinted, handmade and bound by me with care ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"9hjsgv\" data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"735\"\u003e📚 Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"l8x749\" data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eA5 spiral bound calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t3escl\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eCompact and practical design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"o9bgmo\" data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eMonthly planning pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"p0je05\" data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eFunny sweary affirmations throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ne0lxh\" data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eOrganisational layouts for reminders and schedules\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hdzqa1\" data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"972\"\u003ePortable size perfect for desks or small spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bfg3xf\" data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eHandmade and professionally printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"g1vll1\" data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e💖 Why You’ll Love It:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e✨ Funny and relatable adult humour\u003cbr data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003e✨ Helps organise busy everyday life\u003cbr data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003e✨ Compact and easy to use\u003cbr data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003e✨ Great for ADHD and chaotic brains\u003cbr data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003e✨ Practical planning without the boring vibe\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003e✨ Handmade, printed and bound in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"xe7s4k\" data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m3fs3e\" data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eBusy parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10tqhpg\" data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eNeurodivergent adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4l1lz3\" data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003eHome and work organisation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ov4ivx\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003eFunny desk accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cph5z6\" data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003eSarcastic stationery lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wjr4mc\" data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003eCoworker and friend gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1biqjk0\" data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eAdults surviving life one breakdown at a time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1s8889i\" data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e🖨️ Handmade \u0026amp; 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